Hometown:

Parkland, FL

Home on Campus:

South 201

Major:

World Politics

Turn on?

Girls who are into the Oxford comma.

Turn off?

Girls who don’t follow sauce-god-21 on soundcloud.

If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?

Rogers Estate because I am emotionally distant.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Dua Lipa with DaBaby.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

Home of the Whopper.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

Ayo, you’re looking thicker than a slice of Mcewen pizza right now.

What’s your type?

You.

If you were any social space, what would it be?

Bab Pav, once popular but fell off.

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

Bab Pav.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

Rugby.

What’s your Patronus and why?

Teddy Slosberg aka Slauce Dog aka froggy, because he’s a different animal.

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Taking your mask off at the gym.

What would you give a thumbs up?

CAB merch drops.

What would you give a thumbs down?

Vanilla Soy Milk.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Our loyal Spec readers.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Dave Thompson.

What would your perfect date be?

Candlelit dinner at Commons followed by a Groad sunset.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

Kuck.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Vineyard Vines/Canada Goose with the Bean boots- 12 points.

Lights on or lights off?

Red LED lights.

Favorite campus study spot?

Opus.

What’s the last lie you told?

See thumbs down question.

What was your first thought this morning?

8:30’s are the bane of my existence.

What’s the meaning of life?

42.

Which member of Disney royalty are you?

The frog from Princess and the Frog.

Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, because they’re cool.