Pisces

I’m looking at an M&M cookie, and it reminds me of you. You’re delicious and colorful. You’re made up of many ingredients that when combined, create this lovely treat that is you.

Aries

There are other parts of your life beyond academics that you should be focusing on. You’ll regret pushing them aside.

Taurus

You’re entering a new era of your life. Remember this time last year? Just like that, but even better. Trust me.

Gemini

It’s possible you have baby fever. I know, a little baby sounds like the most wonderful thing in the world. But don’t you think it’s a bit early for that? Have you thought about the morality of bringing a new life into this world? Perhaps a dorm pet cat or something would be a better option right now.

Cancer

Bless you, if you just sneezed. You’re a ball of light in this dark, dark world.

Leo

You feel empty when you don’t fill yourself with the attention and company of others. This isn’t sustainable, my friend. The most powerful thing a person can do is to love their own company.

Virgo

Have you felt sick for the past few weeks? Your body is clearing out all of the bad energy and stress that it has been holding. In the words of my father, your body is your temple. Take the time during your healing to thank it for all it does for you.

Libra

Where are you? I feel as though you need to find yourself. Go outside. Frolick. Ask your friends to hang out. Walk a different path so that you run into new people.

Scorpio

Learn how to play Lucie in the Sky with Diamonds on the kazoo.

Sagittarius

I get the feeling that you’re at a point where you have to make a decision. I can’t decide for you, but I promise that whatever you decide, there will be good that comes even if it is accompanied by some lows. Here are some questions to help you: What do you value the most? What brings you the most joy? Who makes you feel most like yourself? Can you allow yourself to let go?

Capricorn

Finding balance? No. Impossible. Go rogue. Go off the beaten path. Go crazy. Do what makes you happy.

Aquarius

Make a list of things you need to do over Thanksgiving Break. Like, maybe apply to internships for this summer, clean out your car, buy a winter coat, start writing your autobiography. I know none of these things will actually get done, but make the list anyway, just in case.