Owen Dzierzgowski ’25
Photo courtesy of Owen Dzierzgowski ’25
Name:
Owen Dzierzgowski
Hometown:
Longmeadow, Massachusett
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Home on Campus:
Milbank Suite (yes, as a sophomore)
Major:
Biochemistry
Turn on:
5’9” gay, brown haired, frat boy
Turn off:
Girls
If you were a Hamilton Dorm, which dorm would you be?
Milbank because I deserve nice things
What advertising slogan describes your life?
Grindr noti fication sound
What TV genre best describes you?
Call Me by Your Name
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
Damn, you look just like me
What are three things you cannot live without?
My glasses (they’re real), Oribé Grandiose Hair Plumping Mousse, my roommate’s plants
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
My private Milbank bathroom
What’s your Patronus and why?
A capybara because they have resting bitch face
If you could join one group on campus what would it be?
Trivia hosts (come to Trivia!)
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Moving people’s stuff from their “reserved” KJ table
What would you give a thumbs up?
Twinks
Thumbs down?
Twinks
Who is your campus crush?
Owen Gergowsky
What is the weirdest thing in your room?
My suite’s communal lavender massage oil
Lights on or off?
On, I need to see myself
What is the meaning of life?
Cloning technology
If you were the love child of any two musicians, who would they be?
Mickey Darling and Miley Cyrus
What’s your type?
Myself
What’s the last lie you told?
Just asking because I’m curious
What is the first thing you thought of this morning?
What’s the most ridiculously specific trivia question I can ask on Tuesday?
Christina Stoll ’25
Photo courtesy of Christina Stoll ’25
Name:
Christina Stoll
Hometown:
Celebration, Florida (yes, really
)
Home on Campus:
South
Major:
Philosophy
Turn on:
Insufferability, preferably of the pretentious type
Turn off:
Short hair
If you were a Hamilton Dorm, which dorm would you be?
Milbank because I love being on display
What advertising slogan describes your life?
Florida means “the land of flowers,” not “ugly”
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
You could be my manic pixie dream girl
What are three things you cannot live without?
The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
; my rainbow, fingerless, crocheted gloves; my sense of self
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
The Road not Taken
What’s your Patronus and why?
The bug from
Metamorphosis
by Kafka
If you could join one group on campus what would it be?
Alpha Theta Chi (GATXODB)
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Not waving to people on Martin’s Way
What would you give a thumbs up?
When I make references people don’t understand
Thumbs down?
When people make references I don’t understand
Who is your campus crush?
Bryna Jekogian
Faculty crush?
Prof. Ruth Lo’s earring collection
What is the weirdest thing in your room?
The locks of hair I collect from my hair cutting clients (book me!)
Lights on or off?
Off, my beauty is distracting
What is the meaning of life?
I haven’t finished the Modern Philosophy course yet, but I’ll let you know
If you were the love child of any two musicians, who would they be?
Stevie Nicks and Elliott Smith
What’s your type?
Misunderstood, brooding boys who need my help developing their character
What’s the last lie you told?
I love when you play your original music
What is the first thing you thought of this morning?
Which personality should I present today?