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What’s good. Yup, you guessed it. It’s star-sign time. Put down that textbook, place those blue light glasses on, and get ready for the week ahead.
Aquarius
(January 20th-February 18th)
Cheers! Saluti! To be honest, the stars are feeling a bit burnt out too. If we’re being completely honest, it’s been pretty brutal. Make sure you’re taking care of yourself. Watch that movie. Get that coffee. We all need to make sure we’re checking in on one another, staying safe, and taking care of ourselves. So, cheers to you!
Pisces
(February 19th-March 20th)
You’ve been getting really into country music lately! Some Kacie Muskgraves, Tyler Childers, Chris Stapleton action. Honestly, word. You believe that you are “vibing” and we could not be happier for you.
Aries
(March 21st-April 19th)
Take time this week to thank a Bon Appetit or Facilities Management worker. We mean actually thank them. They’re working so hard to make sure that we stay here, fed and happy. They need to know that the student body appreciates them and acknowledges all the amazing things they do for us.
Taurus
(April 20th-May 20th)
The glens remind you of the Adirondacks. Oh, how we miss the ‘daks. Try and simulate that feeling of hiking through those gorgeous pines and smelling that splendid aroma. It’ll come back soon. We hope.
Gemini (
May 21st-June 20th)
Hey hey! What is up! Yo yo! You got those freez-e-ice-pops to
feel
summer just once more. It’s getting pretty chilly out. That’s no fun. But bask in this weather. It won’t be around that much longer.
Cancer
(June 21st-July 22nd)
The succulent in your room hasn’t been watered in a while. It needs the virtuous touch from that green, supplementing hand of yours. It needs to be cared for, nurtured, and told that it will be okay. Treat it well. Make sure it gets sunlight.
Leo
(July 21st-August 22nd)
I know what you’re thinking, who do these people think they are? Generating a horoscope that literally does nothing for me? Okay Leo, calm down now. I know that this week you’ve been feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the chaos consuming the world. But hey, it IS going to get better. You wanna know how I know that? Because you can get through anything you strong little lion/ess. So, cheer up and stop being a Debby downer. Show us that bright smile:)
Virgo
(August 23rd-September 22nd)
It’s time to embrace the fact that you’ll never be able to exude skater energy. I know you spent all summer trying to achieve that perfect aesthetic, but sweetie, it has been two months and you haven’t stepped onto your board. Just admire from afar, give up.
Libra
(September 23rd-October 22nd)
Take advantage of how “fall” it is right now. Maybe dye your hair to become the personification season. Wear orange-toned things. Halloween is less than a month away, but you already have all of your skeleton decorations up. Trick or treat.
Scorpio
(October 23rd-November 21st)
Dude, did you even call home this week? We’re halfway through the semester and you’ve only called once, maybe twice, without sharing that much about how you’re REALLY doing. They’re worried! Now, pick up that phone, dial that number you memorized when you were 6, and say hello. You’ll thank us later.
Sagittarius
(November 22nd-December 21st)
The smell of apple cider donuts wafts through the air as you step out of your dorm for the first time in a few days and instantly, you know it is all going to be okay! I know these past few weeks have been hell and that you’re unsure of how the coming weeks will be, but stay positive. After the storm, there is always a rainbow.
Capricorn
(December 22nd-January 19th)
You’re having a productive week. You woke up early, took a glen walk to watch all the trees turn orange, ate some diner breakfast, and finished all of your work without a worry. You’re killing it dude! Keep it up!