Bachelor:
Yongwoo Park ’24
Hometown:
Ewing, NJ.
Home on Campus:
Detroot.
Major:
Physics.
Turn on?
Orientation leaders.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
BabyTron and RXNephew.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
Eat mor chikin.
What TV genre best describes you?
Legal drama.
What’s your type?
Public Policy girls.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Soundcloud, erasers and socks.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
Rugby wall.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Don’t worry about that.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Phi Beta Chi.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Hippopotamus cuz they’re valid.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Heads that be moving tactically.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Birkenstocks, Bean Boots and Patagonia
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Ella Gaspar.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
None of my professors have been baddies to be honest.
What would your perfect date be?
If we hold hands it’s valid.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Kuck.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Getting caught with a glizzy.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
Glizzy because I’m a number one offense.
Lights on or lights off?
Candles.
Favorite campus study spot?
List.
What’s the last lie you told?
The faculty crush question.
What was your first thought this morning?
Damn my roommate looking delicious.
What’s the meaning of life?
Enjoy the moment.
Which member of Disney royalty are you?
King Bingleborp.
Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?
FDR because the New Deal was hype.
Bachelorette:
Ella Gaspar ’22
Hometown:
Redding, CT.
Home on Campus:
Basement of the library.
Major
: Public Policy.
Turn on?
Seahorses.
Turn off?
The color orange.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Buttrick because I am fire.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
Albert Einstein and Dua Lipa.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
The best a man can get — Gillette.
What TV genre best describes you?
Extreme obstacle courses.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
Do you have hemophilia?
What’s your type?
Non-hemophiliacs.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Buttons, Eggs, amd my heart.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Commons at 6pm.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Juggling club.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Will Ling.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Harboring gophers.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Everything, it is my favorite pose.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Will Ling.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Emma Hunter.
What would your perfect date be?
Building the world’s largest yarn ball.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
World’s largest yarn ball.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Setting off the fire alarm because you don’t know how to cook.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
Eggs, no explanation needed.
Lights on or lights off?
That thing where you balance the switch in the middle.
Favorite campus study spot?
Under Maddie Hurtgen’s bed.
What’s the last lie you told?
I got the Wordle on the first try.
What was your first thought this morning?
Wordle time.
Which member of Disney royalty are you?
Scrat from Ice Age.
Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?
Your mom.