ANSON ANDERSON:
Hometown: Nashville, TN.
Major: Economics.
Home on Campus: Babbitt.
Turn on: If you like to get jiggy. If you need to know what that means, catch me at Pub.
Turn off: Being rude and mean and stuff.
What TV character do you relate to most? I only read books. (is it working yet?)
How do you rizz? “You ladies alright?” while catching a basketball.
What are three things you cannot live without? Tennis, feminist literature and the fine arts lowkey.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Whichever group the ladies are in ;).
Best hook-up spot on campus? Idk, my bed? Y’all freaky ash.
Thumbs up? Billie Eilish winning the Grammy for Album of the year.
Thumbs down? Billie Eilish not winning the Grammy for Album of the year.
Campus crush? Kevin Pillsbury ’26. I think Kev would protect me.
Perfect date? Going to Barnes and Noble and having a nice browse while wearing baggy Levi’s jeans and a chunky cashmere sweater.
What food would you be and why? Mashed potatoes. Not tryna steal the show but always a nice addition to the roster..
Lights on or lights off? Whatever you’re comfortable with (preferably not lights on but perhaps my lamp at its lowest setting facing away from the action).
Favorite campus study spot? My bedroom. At my desk. Get your head out the gutter.
What is the meaning of life? Supporting the beautiful and lovely ladies in my life however I can.
Light Side or Dark Side? Dark Side.
Describe yourself in 3 words: A chill guy.
Soundtrack to your life: Anything by Faye Webster, Laufey “leh-feh”, Clairo, beabadoobee, The Marias, Men I Trust, or Yel (it working ladies?)
What’s your type? Ask Fletcher Shaw (cute redhead who works at the writing center). He will be happy to provide you with a direct answer.
Dealbreaker: Don’t worry, I can help with that sweetheart.
BLAKE DAVIS:
Hometown: Harrison, NY.
Major: Government.
Home on Campus: Milbank.
Turn on: Pretending to like my taste in music.
Turn off: Having a little schmutz on the mouth.
What TV character do you relate to most? Thad from Blue Mountain State.
How do you rizz? Avoiding eye contact.
What are three things you cannot live without? Aroyo-D Coconut Milk, Chief Keey and 432 frequencies.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? The buffers because they possess this sense of shamelessness I envy.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Stealing eggs except I already do that… lock me up.
Best hook-up spot on campus? In the swamp below the bridge on Martin’s Way.
Thumbs up? Nihilism.
Thumbs down? Econ majors because money isn’t real.
Faculty crush? I’m literally 16.
Perfect date? Zoom with the camera off.
Weirdest thing currently in your room? Yoga mat perfume.
What’s your type? I ain’t got no types bad fishes is the only thing that I like.
Lights on or lights off? The Himalayan salt lamp stays on.
Favorite campus study spot? Not the KJ Atrium because why are you looking at me.
Light Side or Dark Side? Dark Side xd.
What’s the meaning of life? Getting an email from the mail center that my grailed package arrived.
Who is your celebrity crush? Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s goth daughter.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Mind your own business.
First thought this morning: Is my water bottle harboring black mold?
Describe yourself in 3 words: Nonphysical, esoteric, alchemical.