This week we’re gonna get straight to the point. I know a large majority of you guys don’t care about all the transit mumbo jumbo so I’ll just cut to the chase. No nonsense.

Jan. 20-Feb. 18: Aquarius

February 19-March 20: Pisces

March 21-April 19: Aries

April 20-May 20: Taurus

May 21-June 20: Gemini

June 21-July 22: Cancer

July 23-August 22: Leo

August 23-Sept. 22: Virgo

Sept. 23-Oct. 22: Libra

Oct.23-Nov. 21: Scorpio

Nov. 22-Dec. 21: Sagittarius

Dec. 22-Jan. 19: Capricorn

Aries

Windows of opportunity have closed. Things that seem impossible are still impossible.

Taurus

You’re gonna have a good week 🙂 xoxo

Gemini

Shut the [expletive] up.

Cancer

If you’re tired, you should try to sleep instead of complaining about being tired.

Leo

A part of you will die this week.

Virgo

Usually you’re down bad, but this week you will be up good.

Libra

Clean up your LinkedIn profile.

Scorpio

You have the potential to curate a really good Spotify playlist today.

Sagittarius

This week, watch out for someone in your life who does not, against all appearance, have your best interests at heart. Maybe they’ve been lying to you. Maybe you’ve never noticed. Open a keen eye to their behavior and understand that your self-worth won’t and shouldn’t be tied to their approval anymore. It takes heart to cut out a negative factor in your life, I get that. But change doesn’t come to those who are scared of it, and I’m telling you because that is what you need right now. But hey, don’t listen to me, I’m just the universe manifesting itself into this platform to give you a message.

Capricorn

Be a silly goose this week!

Aquarius

Invest in a coloring book and a large pack of crayons. The one with the sharpener.

Pisces

Take a hefty glen walk.