Name and year:

Fran Cannon ’23.

Hometown:

Ithaca, NY.

Home on Campus:

Milbank.

Major:

Art History.

Turn on?

Openness and a general curiosity about others!

Turn off?

Acting “too cool” or being aloof are both big no nos for me.

If you were a dorm which would you be and why?

Milbank, architecturally it makes no sense!

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Andrew Bird and Alice Phoebe Lou.

What TV genre best describes you?

The Soap Opera.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

“You’re Fran, right?”

What’s your type?

Swedish, can cook, plays squash, eats Starburst wrappers.

What are three things you cannot live without?

Cinnamon rolls, my mom, Vaseline.

If you were any social space, what would it be?

Milbank suite common room.

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

The shower.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

The Opus baristas, they always play lovely music and seem like they are having a nice time.

What’s your Patronus and why?

The Desert Rain Frog, it’s so plump and it produces a high pitched squeak when provoked. It’s called the frog’s “war cry!”

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Using the listserv for political reasons, apparently that’s against the rules now.

What would you give a thumbs up?

Three hour naps.

What would you give a thumbs down?

Round foods.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Graham Nielsen.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Nadya Bair.

What would your perfect date be?

Being cooked for, going to see a good movie, then going out for dessert.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

Maybe my foot file.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Standing cluelessly in the middle of Commons.

If you were a food, which would you be and why?

A stale coconut cupcake.

Lights on or lights off?

Lights off.

Favorite campus study spot?

A KJ study room, sterile and quiet.

What’s the last lie you told?

I told my mom I was taking the multivitamins she mailed me.

What was your first thought this morning?

Why do I keep having the same dream where I have gum trapped in my mouth?

What’s the meaning of life?

This sounds cheesy but for me the meaning of life is to find even the tiniest bits of joy in every day :).