SIMON LE:

Hometown: Katy, TX.

Major: Economics.

Home on Campus: Babbitt.

Turn on: Knee high socks.

Turn off: Ankle socks.

What TV character do you relate to most? Bertram from Jesse.

How do you rizz? Reposting TikToks hoping it shows up on their page.

What are three things you cannot live without? Pizookies, Chocopies and Daminals Crush Cups.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Campo.

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Park in Big Steve T’s spots.

Best hook-up spot on campus? Babbit 17C.

Thumbs up? Equality.

Thumbs down? Racism.

Campus crush? Elena Dickison.

Faculty crush? Chinthaka Kuruwita.

Celebrity crush? John Cena.

Perfect date? April 4th.

What food would you be and why? An orange that grew arms and legs so it can sled.

Lights on or lights off? Off (but the dildo light still stays on).

Favorite campus study spot? Squable at Commons.

What is the meaning of life? To meet Logan Paul.

Soundtrack to your life: It’s EVERYDAY BRO with that Disney Channel flow five mill on YT in six months.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Cancelled.

Light Side or Dark Side? Light Side.

Describe yourself in 3 words: Problematic girly pop.

First thought this morning? Drink PRIME #primeENERGY.

What’s your type? Someone who has 50K career points from Akron, Ohio; 40 years old and provides sunshine.

Dealbreaker? Receding hairline (I’m not vain, just wanna pull
hair).

JAMES TRIGILIO:

Hometown: Oriskany Falls.

Major: Psychology, A Capella and Economics triple major.

Home on Campus: Wherever you are.

Turn on: Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Turn off: My Instagram reels feed.

What TV character do you relate to most? King Julien and the Ice Age Baby.

How do you rizz? Contact roulette.

What are three things you cannot live without? My friends, family and A capella.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? The Fam because they are awesome (@thefamgram25).

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Give funding to The Fam because I really love what that group stands for: inclusivity, fun y la familia.

Best hook-up spot on campus? Diner B.

Thumbs up? Furry.

Thumbs down? Not a furry.

Faculty crush? STEVE.

Perfect date? A crawl from McEwen to Diner to Commons to Diner.

Weirdest thing currently in your room? Eddie Munson Shrine.

What’s your type? O+? I think.

Lights on or lights off? Cuteness overload.

Favorite campus study spot? Fishbowl.

Light Side or Dark Side? Dark Side.

What’s the meaning of life? TikTok fame.

Who is your celebrity crush? Racoon from Over the Hedge, The Green M&M and Sadness from Inside out.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Jojo Siwa concert.

Soundtrack to your life? Lemonade Mouth and Kevin G’s instagram feed @k3vingabor.

First thought this morning: Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?

Describe yourself in 3 words: Empathetic, humble and resilient.

Dealbreaker? If you streamed brat the day it release.