The segment is back and offering new insights! Look towards our horoscopes to take stock of what you have to look forward to this week.

Jan. 20-Feb. 18: Aquarius

Feb. 19-March 20: Pisces

March 21-April 19: Aries

April 20-May 20: Taurus

May 21-June 20: Gemini

June 21-July 22: Cancer

July 23-Aug. 22: Leo

Aug. 23-Sept. 22: Virgo

Sept. 23-Oct. 22: Libra

Oct.23-Nov. 21: Scorpio

Nov. 22-Dec. 21: Sagittarius

Dec. 22-Jan. 19: Capricorn

Aries

If you see a raccoon on Martin’s Way this Friday anytime from 2:00–8:00 p.m., back away slowly. Quickly turn away and sprint to Dunham. Hide in the basement tunnels for about fifteen minutes (specifically where they keep the bikes). As long as you do this, you should be fine. You should probably set a reminder on your phone, just in case. The next few weeks are going to be a nice, well-deserved break. Just get past Friday.

Taurus

You seem exhausted. You should try catching up on sleep and maybe spending more time with your friends? Take a rest day and focus on yourself! Everything will fall into place. Also, remember to do your laundry because you are about to run out of clean clothing. It will be a muddy week so you need an extra pair of pants wherever you go.

Gemini

There is something toxic in your life that you keep letting back in (you might just be lactose intolerant, but it could be a person). Take a moment and ask yourself why you are allowing yourself to be treated this way. Imagine if your friend was the one being treated like this… you wouldn’t be okay with that. Food for thought.

Cancer

Do not get a dorm fish. Stop it. Get that silly little idea out of your head. You won’t be able to take care of it. What will you do with it over the summer? Who will feed it? How often will you really clean the tank? I suggest you start with something like a stuffed animal and then see from there.

Leo

You’re dealing with the consequences of your actions from last week. And that is okay. What happened, happened. Remember that it’s only embarrassing if you let it embarrass you. People like confidence. Revel in the uncomfortable moments, my friend. These are the times when you will grow as a person so make sure to learn from this.

Virgo

It’s you again, the “strong friend.” Stop that act. We all care about you. You know how you’re always giving other people advice? Yeah. Try listening to your own advice. Maybe it’s time for people to be there for you. Don’t be scared of being vulnerable and opening up to those around you, it will be good for you and them!

Libra

Remember how we talked about your little character arc last week? Now that you’ve explored and experimented a little bit, keep in mind that you don’t need to be one or the other. Be a mean girl! Be a hero! Do whatever you want honestly. But keep in mind how your actions influence others. We’re all just trying to figure ourselves out so remember to be nice!

Scorpio

This campus is way too small to be avoiding someone. I’m sorry to see that you have gotten yourself into this awkward little situation. I’m a strong believer of leaving the past in the past, but I’ll help you out a little. They’re going to be eating at Commons at 6:24 p.m. tonight. Do with that information what you want. But since I told you this, you have to promise me to either work things out with them or stop caring so much about it. Deal?

Sagittarius

Have you started looking at summer internships? No? Don’t worry. A lot of people are in the same boat. Don’t stress too much (actually you should stress just a little bit because it’s already April???). Something will come your way! If not, remember there is nothing wrong with having a relaxing summer. Wear sunscreen, it will be sunny.

Capricorn

You may have lost yourself a bit these past months. You’ve been so busy that you’ve forgotten about all these things you used to love. Try reconnecting with an old hobby or an old friend. Maybe it’ll be nice. Or, if you’re looking for something new, take a glen walk or go to a club meeting. Learn how to do a cartwheel. It’s never too late to find something new you love. Do me a favor and take some time to do things for yourself. It’s important.

Aquarius

This is just a reminder that that one person has not paid you back yet. Yeah, that was a while ago. Months ago, even. Maybe remind them? And if you’re that friend reading this, come on man. Pay them back, then maybe do something nice for your friend. Get the Uber next time? Tell them how generous and loyal they are? Pay them back finally? I don’t know, it’s up to you.

Pisces

It’s no longer Pisces season, but don’t be afraid of making things about you. It’s your life, so the world should be revolving around you. Be the star of the show, you rule! If you feel changes coming, it’s because something big is coming your way. I wish I had more to say for you, but I think this is what you need to hear.