The “Weekly Unsolicited” features advice that no one asked for, but everyone needs.

Want to save $4 and not buy a 16 oz. black iced coffee from Euphoria? Want to waste at least thirty minutes of your life? Then heed my perfect system for making free iced coffee (forget the fact that you technically paid for it in your meal plan) in Mcewen! Step 1: get the coffee. I am a fan of Road Trip over Original Fogbuster because the original makes my tummy hurt. Anyway, put that in a disposable white cup and get the lid in advance. Step 2: let the coffee rest and cool down to room temperature (keep the lid off). For all my cold girlies, I recommend holding the coffee in your hands to warm up. Give it like 15–20 minutes. Step 3: get a reusable cup and put some ice in it. Pour your coffee into the cup of ice. It will not all fit so take a few sips of the slowly-chilling coffee. Wait until all the ice has melted before proceeding to the next step. Step 4: put ice into the disposable cup and then pour the coffee into that. This time, the ice will not melt, and you will have actual iced coffee. Boom.

2. Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.

3. If you can not concentrate, listen to the 11-hour ADHD soundtrack on YouTube. So good. Also the Pomodoro cat videos are so cute and really helpful.

4. Planning to buy bedding for when you go abroad and can not carry an entire duvet with you? Upsize all sheets and duvets! It will feel so much more comfortable.

5. Speaking of bedding, if you want to remember something before bed, put a note about it on your pillow.