Anoushka Aswin ’25
Pronouns:
She/Her/Hers.
Hometown:
Princeton, NJ.
Home on Campus:
Bundy West.
Major:
Economics and Computer Sci.
Turn on?
The viewers of Love Island (UK).
Turn off?
Vegans.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
McIntosh. I have no substance.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
Adrianne Lenker and Elliot Smith but I got their recessive genes.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
How Many Licks?
What TV genre best describes you?
Sitcom. Laugh out loud.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
*Holds the door open for me*
What’s your type?
Google search that one fish from Finding Nemo.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Tiny spoons, large forks, my build-a-bear from 2005.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
Don’t Worry Darling Venice press conference.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Martin’s way at 11:50 a.m.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
DU.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Paris Geller. It’s not true but I wish it was.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Setting off the sprinklers & flooding Bundy East. Oh wait.
What would you give a thumbs up?
FoJo coffee cake (heated up, duh).
What would you give a thumbs down?
Lukewarm anything.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
The last person I saw.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
All of the history department.
What would your perfect date be?
Night swimming in the KJ water feature.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
My roommate.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
PDA in McEwen.
Lights on or lights off?
Led lights set on bright orange.
Favorite campus study spot?
Fry station at diner.
What’s the last lie you told?
“I’ll finish this tomorrow.”
What was your first thought this morning?
Snooze.
What’s the meaning of life?
Snooze.
Chris “Chri” Harrison ’23
Pronouns:
He/His/Him.
Hometown:
Lincoln, MA.
Home on Campus:
Milbank
.
Major:
Economics.
Turn on?
Watching Tom Brady lead the Patriots on the greatest comeback in the history of sports in Super Bowl 51 against the Atlanta Falcons.
Turn off?
When people aren’t ferda.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?
Milbank because I live there.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
Allstate, protect yourself from mayhem, like me.
What TV genre best describes you?
I don’t watch TV cuz my life’s a movie ahaha.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Books, swimming pools, and Campbell Benseman ’23.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
My room.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
The Wellin cuz I belong in a museum ahah.
What’s your Patronus and why?
A giraffe.
What would you give a thumbs up?
A vibe sesh with the fellas.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Bad vibes, might be a hot take but personally I just don’t enjoy them.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Campbell Benseman ’23.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
I don’t actually don’t go here so idk any faculty.
What would your perfect date be?
Tossing cube.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
A mannequin head.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Not being ferda.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
I don’t like food.
Lights on or lights off?
I don’t really care.
Favorite campus study spot?
Again, don’t actually go to school here.
What was your first thought this morning?
I’m Chri.
What’s the meaning of life?
Tossing cube on a nice day.
