Name and year:

Izzy Rutkey ‘22.

Hometown:

Malta, N.Y.

Home on Campus:

Mac.

Major:

Sociology and Education and History minors.

Turn on?

Being willing to talk about Broadway with me.

Turn off?

Thinking that Tony Shalhoub deserved to win the Tony Award in 2018 over Ethan Slater.

If you were a dorm which would you be and why?

Rogers, a hidden gem with great views.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Of any two musicals… Legally Blonde because I’m amazing but underappreciated and The Cher Show because I do a mean Cher impersonation.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

*In song* “Mavis Discount Tire, it’s America’s discount tire store!”

What TV genre best describes you?

Home improvement.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

“Izzy you’re giving me a migraine.”

What’s your type?

O negative, universal donor baby!

What are three things you cannot live without?

Water, shelter, Burt’s Bees chapstick.

If you were any social space, what would it be?

McEwen rock swing.

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

My room.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

The men’s lacrosse team, I heard they’re pretty great.

What’s your Patronus and why?

An owl because I’m smart but also nosy so I’m constantly butting into conversations and asking “Who?”

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Taking a nice dip in the KJ water feature.

What would you give a thumbs up?

Two-ply toilet paper.

What would you give a thumbs down?

The half-ply BS they have here.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Hassan at the testing center.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Ubaldo Valli.

What would your perfect date be?

September 15. September is the best month, 15 is my favorite number.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

An autographed photo of John Cena.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Walking three across on Martin’s Way. Extra points if you’re walking slow.

If you were a food, which would you be and why?

Stewart’s cookie dough ice cream because I’m the best and if you disagree you’re wrong.

Lights on or lights off?

Lights off. Nightlight on.

Favorite campus study spot?

KJ floor 2.5 comfy chairs.

What’s the last lie you told?

Telling myself I’m not lactose intolerant.

What was your first thought this morning?

“Waking up in the morning thinking about so many things, I just wish things would get better.”

What’s the meaning of life?

“The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death” -Oxford Dictionary.

Which member of Disney royalty are you?

Kristoff from Frozen because I got lost in the woods last semester.

Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?

Bernie Sanders because he wants to give us universal health care.