Name:
Alex Weremchuk ’24
Hometown:
New York, New York.
Home on Campus:
Babbitt 10.
Major:
Philosophy and Music.
Turn on?
Sonny Stitt on “On The Sunny Side Of The Street”.
Turn off?
Popular Contemporary Country Music.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
Dexter Gordon and Louis Cole because that would be epic. Furthermore, we three are tall. There are other commonalities, too, probably.
What TV genre best describes you?
The cool genre.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
Being handed a note with a message and a phone number.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Food, water, jazz music and the genres derived from it. And clothes and shelter.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
The bowling club because I want to go bowling.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I would love to be able to take the Alexander Hamilton statue home with me and put it in my room and stand next to it and be comforted by His presence.
What would you give a thumbs up?
South of College Hill Rd.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Factory farming.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Claudius.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Doc Woods. Or the Philosophy Department.
What would your perfect date be?
A date where I have fun and like the person. I also like walking around. Oh and a date where we are compatible. And one where I leave feeling like I made a meaningful connection with that person.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
My project.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
I would be an everything bagel with lox and scallion cream cheese from Pick-a-bagel or Gramercy Bagel. Damn that stuff is delicious.
Lights on or lights off?
Somewhere in between.
Favorite campus study spot?
Some place that’s climate controlled and has white noise, like the KJ atrium.
What’s the last lie you told?
I told someone I was graduating this year and that I would be doing my thesis next semester on the philosophy of aesthetics. Cap!
What’s the meaning of life?
To persist and seek contentment. To contemplate beauty and experience life as it passes through you.
Name:
Eliza T. Pendergast ’24
Hometown:
Ardmore, Pennsylvania.
Home on Campus:
KJ 162.
Major:
…
Turn on?
Unopened emails.
Turn off?
Plays a sport.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
Kanye + anyone from the Aristocats (1970).
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
“Got Milk?”
What TV genre best describes you?
The news.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“See me after class”
What’s your type?
Punk/Emo/Goth/Anyone on the show My Strange Addictions/Great smile/Tall/Distinct Voice or nose/Brown Hair/Did better on the english section of the SAT than me.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Backpack, my smoking robe, Tostitos Mild salsa.
If you were in any social space, what would it be?
Mail center package line.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
I can disassociate anywhere.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
DX.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I would walk into McEwen after hours and make myself a bowl of cereal with the almond milk they keep right there in the fridge.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Going out to dinner.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Black-soled sneakers.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
The person reading this ❤.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Martin from Martin’s way.
What would your perfect date be?
Buying me a present.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
My roommate (Madeline Pittel ’24).
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
Piece of gum.
Lights on or lights off?
iPhone flashlight.
Favorite campus study spot?
KJ 162.
What’s the last lie you told?
KJ 162.
What was your first thought this morning?
“Whose Woods these are, I think I know.”