Name:
Wriley Nelson ’22
Hometown:
Cooperstown, NY.
Home on Campus:
Minor.
Major:
Government.
Turn on?
A nice, cute smile.
Turn off?
Not enough red flags to be cute.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Glenview, because I’m not here for a long time or a good time, and because my ass takes up sixty parking spaces.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
Hopefully the O’Reilly’s Autoparts one 😉
What TV genre best describes you?
Hallmark movie. I’m aiming to be the gruff cowboy with the heart of gold waiting for the big-city lawyer who’s sick of her job and hates Christmas.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“Whoa you must be my homework, because I want to throw you on my desk, do you for like five minutes, then realize I have no idea what I’m doing and cry for the rest of the night.”
What’s your type?
Dark hair; can lift more than me; makes more money than me; loud alcoholic.
What are three things you cannot live without?
My sleep mask (need the lights off for some things at least); my borderline
American Psycho
self-care routine; my friend, mentor and publicity agent Joseph Han
If you were any social space, what would it be?
Definitely KJ Atrium. It’s a great place to mill around and talk to random strangers to procrastinate.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Nothing beats a nice Sunday afternoon reading in the Science Center.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
I’d join my own friend group all over again because they really can’t be beat (and also probably the track team)
What’s your Patronus and why?
Definitely some kind of houseplant. I don’t do much more than sit in the sun drinking water and looking pretty.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Arson.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Napping on those rock walls in front of commons (only I don’t actually want you to do this because they’re my sunbathing spot).
What would you give a thumbs down?
Taking classes. They can really wreck your GPA.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
That hottie I keep seeing in mirrors and windows.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Slow walking.
Name:
Andrea Shipton ’22
Hometown:
Mountain Top, PA.
Home on Campus:
Third floor Milbank, happiest place on earth
Major:
Environmental Studies.
Turn on?
The first 26 minutes and 18 seconds of the Jumanji movie apparently.
Turn off?
People who start/end every other text with “haha”.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Dunham, because it’s so hot you always gotta keep a window open.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “
Love, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.”
What TV genre best describes you?
Shows where the entire plot is the hosts/contestants getting humbled. Like
Impractical Jokers
or
Wipeout
. Got clocked in the head by a crossbar at a meet last week and it was one of the top three most humbling moments of my life.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“You intimidate me.” Delivered by a then-complete stranger at a commons circle table last Friday.
What’s your type?
Mountain men.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Commons coffee cookie ice cream, my seester, the ice bath.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
The ice bath after team practice.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
The ice bath after 7pm.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Mountain goat, because that’s the answer I gave in my Adirondack Adventure interview and so now it’s my forever answer.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Pole vaulting onto the east mezzanine in Commons would be pretty sick.
What would you give a thumbs up?
The Massawepie Bog aka THE biggest bog in the state of New York. Also Anthony Mitchell’s firetruck red jeep.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Being imprisoned on the top floor of Bristol for Turkey Day 2020.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Lucy Jillings.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Andrew Jillings.
What would your perfect date be?
Sunrise hike followed by a HUGE brunch.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Two of Wally J’s scrapbooks from the 1920/30s that my uncle randomly found last summer.
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