Ahoy! Welcome back to the Hill, and to the current first years, welcome to Camp Hammy! We at The Spec are so excited to meet all of you. As you are settling in, take some time to sit back and read your horoscopes for the week. It’ll be worth a read.

January 20-February 18: Aquarius

February 19-March 20: Pisces

March 21-April 19: Aries

April 20-May 20: Taurus

May 21-June 20: Gemini

June 21-July 22: Cancer

July 23-August 22: Leo

August 23-September 22: Virgo

September 23-October 22: Libra

October 23-November 21: Scorpio

November 22-December 21: Sagittarius

December 22-January 19: Capricorn

Aquarius

You’re literally killing this semester so far. You got here, you made it. And man, you are persevering. This semester is going to wow your mind, body and soul, and I bet you know it too. So sit back, relax, and watch the months pass by with ease.

Pisces

We know change is hard buddy, but everything will work out. It’s a new year and that means its a new you too. Stop calling home, there is definitely a rager going on now that you are away. Fall is coming, so get out your cozy sweaters and buckle in your boots. Welcome back.

Aries

You are being a teacher’s pet and you know it. It’s been one full week of school and I bet you tried to give them an apple already. We all have been thinking it but no one will tell you like us, but you need to stop trying so hard.

Taurus

We bet you are more than ecstatic being back. You got your friends, your team, the people you aggressively wave at on Martin’s Way. It seems as though everything is coming back together and you are ready for it. But maybe, call home. You might have forgotten some people.

Gemini

We missed you. Now that campus is back to almost normal, you can finally let yourself out. There are a lot more options now that things are opening up, so take a deep breath and maybe let someone take the reigns until you feel adjusted again. It’s hard to choose between a fresh grilled cheese or a Philly cheese steak.

Cancer

Okay Cancers, its time to take a breather. Do not try and start a fight in McEwen during lunch rush. We get it, we really do. It’s the middle of the day and hunger strikes. Dudes, seriously, no one wants to be standing next to a freshman taking on a whole table by themselves, but you gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Leo

Just because we are back at school does not mean anyone cares about what you did this summer. Okay, so that was harsh. But we do not need to hear for the sixth time were you worked. Keep it on your LinkedIn page and keep on!

Virgo

You have been a good friend this week. You have literally done it all right. But now that the semester is on full force, you have to put more mental energy into yourself. Give yourself some time to adjust to your new surroundings. Go on a Glen walk before the leaves start falling, maybe even go pet some cows down the road by the farms.

Libra

Hey buddy, we bet you’ve been having a wonderful week. It was definitely the opening scene of a Disney movie. We can just feel it. But be careful this coming week. It’s getting gloomy and there is rain on the forecast. Obviously, do not let that flood out your party. Keep on shining!

Scorpio

You have to dial it down a bit for us. Just because there are new kids on campus does not mean that things really have to change. I mean, I guess there are no parking spots open and the lines at dining halls are overflowing. But still, you gotta keep your calm.

Sagittarius

Welcome home sweet, sweet children. Your presence has been missed. This week is going to absolutely knock you off your rockers. It’s going to give you some exciting new discoveries in all aspects of your life. You are literally going to be on top of the world. And we are here for it.

Capricorn

There was no need for you to be in KJ on Saturday night. School literally just started. Not to push any of your buttons but you are doing way too much way too soon. You are not impressing anyone with the fact that you have 10 assignments already that are all due next week. Speaking of next week, you may want to stay inside for most of it because we heard it’s about to storm right on ya. Stay safe out there.