Name and year:
Peter Huleatt ‘23
Pronouns:
he/him
Hometown:
Nazareth, PA
Home on Campus:
Milbank.
Major:
Public Policy.
Turn on?
Clean.
Turn off?
Dirty.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Glenview cuz hope fully I’ll be gone soon.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
Charli XCX and Phoebe Bridgers.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
“The snack that smiles back (Goldfish).”
What TV genre best describes you?
Gay TV show made for straight audiences.
What’s your type?
Typically men.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Calendar, iPhone, and My Suite.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
Opus, we romanticize.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
My single.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Varsity Men’s Swimming.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Steal a brick from Martins Way.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Jorts on men.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Jorts on women.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Juliet Davidson.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Alan Cafruny.
What would your perfect date be?
Sunset at Elephant’s Graveyard.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Top Gun Poster.
Lights on or lights off?
Mood lighting?
Favorite campus study spot?
List.
What’s the last lie you told?
Omg no worries.
What was your first thought this morning?
My calendar is f*cked.
What’s the meaning of life?
Create the most happiness possible.
Hometown:
New York, NY
Home on campus:
Dunham (for too long)
Major:
History.
Turn on?
Opening the door.
Turn off?
Feet.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?
Dunham, because I am loud and need attention.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
Adam Levine and Taylor Swift, because I’m dramatic and arrogant.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
What’s in your wallet?
What TV genre best describes you?
Comedic tragedy.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
I’m at hibachi right now thinking of you 🙂 (used on me).
What’s your type?
A breathing man with a full head of hair (non-negotiable).
What are three things you cannot live enough?
Food, water, and shelter.
If you were any social space, what would I be?
Hibachi.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Elaine Jia’s room, or hibachi.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Diner staff.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Joyride a Campo car while blaring the siren.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Bab pav.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Bab pav.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Maurice Isserman (socialist).
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
The Amazon deliverymen. All of them.
What would your perfect date be?
Hibachi.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Dorito flavored Smartfood popcorn.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Making out at 12 North.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
French fries. You love me, but I’m bad for you.
Lights on or lights off?
Lights off, because the Dunham lights hurt my head. Did I mention I live in Dunham?
Favorite campus study spot?
Commons at 12–1pm.
What’s the last lie you told?
I’d love to be Bachelor of the week!
What was your first thought this morning?
Where am I?
Which member of Disney royalty are you?
Ariel, because Emma Hunter said so. Emma Hunter makes important decisions.
What is the meaning of life?
Celebrating being the Bachelor of the week, and hibachi. Always hibachi.
