Catherine McFarland ’22

Pronouns:

she/her/hers.

Hometown:

Narberth, PA.

Home on Campus:

KJ Atrium.

Major:

Economics w/ classical languages minor.

Turn on?

New Zealand accents.

Turn off?

Pseudo-intellectuals.

If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?

The suites this year, because I am a darkside gentrifier.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Taylor Swift & Jack Antonoff.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

All the news that’s fit to print.

What TV genre best describes you?

HGTV. I’m a student with unreasonable expectations and no budget.

What’s your type?


https://athletics.hamilton.edu/sports/mens-cross-country/roster.

What are three things you cannot live without?

Attention, manifestation, and Goldfish.

If you were any social space, what would it be?

The Spec Office.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

The Varsity Squash Team ❤.

What’s your Patronus and why?

A rat = self-explanatory.

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Drinking in a vacant freshman dorm room.

What would you give a thumbs up?

Old Jodel.

What would you give a thumbs down?

New Jodel.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

CH ‘23.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Professor of Classics Emeritus Shelley Haley.

What would your perfect date be?

I don’t have a car but I would go to Popeyes.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

A landline that can only call Lila Kirchhoff.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Being an AA orientation leader.

If you were a food, which would you be and why?

Garlic, because it’s horrible on its own, but so involved in everything.

Lights on or lights off?

With this overhead lighting?

Favorite campus study spot?

KJ Atrium, duh.

What’s the last lie you told?

I’m working on my thesis.

What was your first thought this morning?

Slay.

Which member of Disney royalty are you?

Anna from Frozen (see: Maddy McFarland).

Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?

A young Rutherford B. Hayes because he’s hot.

Duncan Freeman ’22

Pronouns:

He/Him/His.

Hometown:

New York, NY.

Home on Campus:

Milftank.

Major:

History.

Turn on?

Labor Unions.

Turn off?

Soft Pants.

If you were a dorm which would you be and why?

Dunham, because I’m at the center of everything.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Steely Dan and W U N N A.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

It looks like chocolate chip cookies. And it tastes like them too! But it’s a breakfast cereal!!!!!!!

What TV genre best describes you?

Nostalgic Dark Comedy.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

I’m going to Hannafords later, want me to grab you anything?

What’s your type?

Based individuals.

What are three things you cannot live without?

Chocolate Pretzel Nugos, Loose fitting button down shirts and Tommy Keith.

If you were any social space, what would it be?

The annex (never forget what they took from us).

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

That Victorian room in Root with all the paintings.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

Boffers.

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Drinking in a vacant freshman dorm room.

What would you give a thumbs up?

Unorthodox Darkside suite parties.

What would you give a thumbs down?

Walking slowly on Martin’s Way.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Kevin Mojave.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Usman Hamid

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What would your perfect date be?

Let me drive ur car to Popeyes and Puff N’ Stuff.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

A stuffed Platypus.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Cancelling senior pub for the entire spring semester.

If you were a food, which would you be and why?

Marshmallows cuz im sweet af and mad fluffy.

Lights on or lights off?

Gimmie that second setting of a tri-bulb lamp plz.

Favorite campus study spot?

UALREADYKNOWKJATRIUM.

What’s the last lie you told?

I’m ready to graduate.

What was your first thought this morning?

Damn my head hurt.

What’s the meaning of life?

Just Do It.

Which member of Disney royalty are you?

I’m the genie from Aladdin, no cap.