Name and year
: SJ Bennett ’22
Hometown
: Stamford, C.T.
Home on Campus
: Kirkland (sub-free ?).
Major
: Hispanic Studies & Biochemistry.
Turn on?
When he knows an immense number of TikTok audios.
Turn off?
When he knows an immense number of TikTok audios.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
David Byrne & all three HAIM sisters.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
The snack that smiles back,
What TV genre best describes you?
A
dramatic comedy that somehow made it to its 20th season.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
What’s your type?
You ;).
What are three things you cannot live without?
God, glory, and gold.
If you were in any social space, what would it be?
CJ second floor bathroom.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
I pick up Mitsuba,
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Streaking Team.
What’s your Patronus and why?
I am told this is a Harry Potter term, but I read Harry Potter in 1st and 2nd grade and skipped over every chapter with Voldemort in it because I was scared of him.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I would literally move into a Science Center study room. Logistically, I guess I would have to shower in the lab emergency showers?
What would you give a thumbs up?
Spotify.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Apple Music.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Whoever this week’s bachelor is.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
That one custodian last year who removed a mouse from my room.?
What would your perfect date be?
A rage room and then dinner.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Me.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
Trail mix –mostly salty, sometimes sweet, but you never quite get what you want.
Lights on or lights off?
Vibes on.
Favorite campus study spot?
Science Center first-floor fishbowl before they cut it in half. ?
What’s the last lie you told?
That they cut the fishbowl in half–apparently it was only a quarter.
What was your first thought this morning?
Let’s get this bread!✌️
What’s the meaning of life?
Adapting this question to the STEM version
what is life?
, to which this Khan Academy link can provide an answer:
https://www.khanacademy.org/science/high-school-biology/hs-biology-foundations/hs-biology-and-the-scientific-method/a/what-is-life
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Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?
Ted Bundy *invisible ink.*
