Anson Anderson ’26

Hometown:
Nashville, TN
.
Home on Campus:
Dunham
.
Major:
Neuro/Econ (Idk I’m a freshman).
Turn on:
Good hygiene.
Turn off:
Arrogance (disgusting)
What advertising slogan describes your life?
Gatorade — is it in you?
Best pick up line used or used on someone else:
I can’t rizz.
Three things I can’t live without:
Neal Gupta, Jordans and Kid Cudi.
If you were any social space, what would you be?
McEwen.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
The bathrooms at the top of Commons.
What’s your patronus and why?
Dog (because I am one).
If you could join one group on campus, what would you be?
Women’s tennis team.
What’s your type?
Women who get along with my mom (she’s lovely).
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Step on the map (boring, I know).
What would you give a thumbs up?
Sherpa jackets.
What would you give a thumbs down?
Cuffed jeans.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Brian “Bwang” Wang, especially when walking to class.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Marge from Commons.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Three different retainers.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Purposely not flushing.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
A breakfast sandwich made by Gianni Esposito.
Lights on or lights off?
On. Mood lighting is the key.
Favorite campus study spot?
Back corner of science center.
What is the meaning of life?
“Game day, all love.”
Patrick Diccus ’25

Hometown:
Brooklyn, New York.
Home on Campus:
Minor 300.
Major:
Geoscience :0
.
Turn on:
Google calendar use.
Turn off:
Doing the
New York Times
mini during class.
If you were a Hamilton Dorm, which dorm would you be?
Saunders.
What advertising slogan describes your life?
Mazda zoom zoom.
What TV genre best describes you?
Bobs Burgers.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
Do you listen to Bladee?
What are three things you cannot live without?
Igneous, Metamorphic, and Sedimentary.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Firehouse during the day.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Luna Lovegood was my first celebrity crush.
If you could join one group on campus what would it be?
Bon appetit dining company.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I would eat an entire pizza pie while in the line at Commons.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Friendly conversations with strangers.
Thumbs down?
Greenwashing.
Who is your campus crush?
Women.
Faculty crush?
Monica at McEwen, she’s fun to talk to.
What is the weirdest thing in your room?
My fossils.
Lights on or off?
Flashing Rgbs.
Favorite on campus study spot?
KTSA.
What is the meaning of life?
To balance happiness and meaningful achievement.
If you were the love child of any two musicians, who would they be?
Alex Weremchuk and Saucegod.
What’s your type?
Instagram micro-celebrities.
What’s the last lie you told?
Love you too, Dad!
What is the first thing you thought of this morning?
My skylanders.