Bachelor:
Teddy Slosberg ’24
Pronouns:
he/him.
Hometown:
Chestnut Hill, MA; go Eagles.
Home on Campus
: Root.
Major:
Philosophy.
Turn on?
Rugby players.
Turn off?
Men with radio shows.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Kirkland, because I like to stay responsible.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
Simon and Garfunkel.
What TV genre best describes you?
I’m just like the guy in breaking bad.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
Is that a Jstor sweatshirt?
What’s your type?
Discord users.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Guns, Germs and Steel.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
The Gamma Slamma.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Abi’s bed, since nobody else is ever in it.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
The Jans (for the jarties).
What’s your Patronus and why?
A frog.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Breaking the ice sculpture.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Thesis radio sundays @ 11 on whcl 😉
What would you give a thumbs down?
MF Zard mondays @ 11 >:(
Who would you say is your campus crush?
DF ’22.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Suzanne Taylor.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
A rock from the Great Lakes.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Breaking the ice sculpture.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
Salted oatmeal.
Lights on or lights off?
Strobe.
Favorite campus study spot?
The physics lounge (not a physics major).
What was your first thought this morning?
My bachelor answers are late.
Which member of Disney royalty are you?
The one from
Wreck it Ralph
because I’m the glitch.
Bachelorette:
Abigail Mangiafico ’24
Pronouns:
she/her.
Hometown:
Bedford, NH
Home on Campus:
Root!
Major:
Public Policy and Econ (ew)
Turn on?
Men.
Turn off?
Women.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Glenview, because I never should have been here in the first place.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?
Sarah Healy and Froggy.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“Would you wanna be this week’s bachelor along with Teddy?”
What’s your type?
Soundcloud rapping rugby players.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Gum, the gym and Rebecca Toomey.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
MFzard, Monday nights at 11 PM on 88.7 WHCL.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Gym at 4 PM.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
The KJ Atrium Social Scene.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Campus squirrel because they fear nothing and I fear everything.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
French toast at the omelette bar.
What would you give a thumbs up?
The Industrial Revolution.
What would you give a thumbs down?
The consequences of the Industrial Revolution.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Root 400.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Caught in a love triangle between my two advisors.
What would your perfect date be?
Cooking up in the stu.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
Graham Stuard…we get it you have weird eyebrows.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Living on lightside.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
McEwen taqueria; people only like me by comparison.
Favorite campus study spot?
KJ water feature.
What’s the last lie you told?
Turn offs.
What was your first thought this morning?
I wonder if the wordle is going to make me sad today.
What’s the meaning of life?
The pursuit of property.
Which member of Disney royalty are you?
Elsa, because I’m cold and definitely gay.
Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?
Alexander Hamilton…why else would I be here?
