
The second week of classes have begun, and you likely face some difficult decisions. Well, look no further than the astrological portents, and your questions will be answered. Find your birthday below to identify your sign.
January 20-February 18:
Aquarius
February 19-March 20:
Pisces
March 21-April 19:
Aries
April 20-May 20:
Taurus
May 21-June 20:
Gemini
June 21-July 22:
Cancer
July 23-August 22:
Leo
August 23-September 22:
Virgo
September 23-October 22:
Libra
October 23-November 21:
Scorpio
November 22- December 21:
Sagittarius
December 22-January 19:
Capricorn
Aries
The mighty oak grows and prospers in mild weather, but the birch quickly wins in warmer years. Be patient when the going is tough, but pounce on any good opportunity. Like the oak and birch, you grow at the pace of your surroundings, and only by understanding where you’re rooted will you get to where you want to go.
Taurus
With the Earth in its post-rotational glide, prepare for complex feelings that will shake your core ether. This is only a test, and with time, you will control and utilize your orbital energy. After making your quick exit from the normal routine, find yourself something fun and calm to do, it’s good to give yourself some “me time.”
Gemini
This may have been a tough week for you Gemini. You may be uncertain right now, and everything may seem perfectly wrong, but that’s just the veil of better times coming your way. Look forward to tomorrow, but always cherish today.
Cancer
You’re high flying. Maybe you actually got to breakfast before they stopped serving eggs for once, or maybe campo didn’t break up your party that literally didn’t bother anyone. Either way, things are going well, and that’s something that might not happen every day. Or week. Cherish your goodluck while it lasts.
Leo
The more you learn to help yourself, the better you can help others! It’s your chance to make a difference, and it starts with you. Follow Jupiter on his night path. The light will guide you where you need to be.
Virgo
Yes, the first years still don’t understand where Opus is; yes, you have to help them find Schamback again; and yes, one of their lanyards slapped you square in the face as you entered commons; but we’ve all been there. Help them and maybe now they’ll pass it on.
Libra
The phases of Titan are in equilibrium; it’s a perfect time to admire the stars with a loved one or your favorite vending machine snack. I personally enjoy the meat sticks.
Scorpio
As the sun rises you may fall, but pick yourself up and find your inner self. Feel the water on your face. Release your inhibitions. Happiness is only one good shower away.
Sagittarius
Summer is coming to an end, but this is great news for you. Fall is YOUR color. As the leaves change, so will your attitude. Keep an upbeat persona and enjoy some pumpkin flavored treats!
Capricorn
Voyager 2 left the Solar System just last year, you’ve been feeling lost ever since, but just as Carl Sagan left us, so will many other satellites and people. Keep your head high, and remember that no matter how it ends, you’ll always be a winner in my book.
Aquarius
Time to double down on your productivity — your energy is off the CHARTS. Write a memoir, read a paper, start a communist utopia. Life has so many possibilities and so little time. You are prepared to use that time!
Pisces
This is your week to get creative and embrace your passionate side. Slather yourself in peanut butter, go down a Slip ‘N Slide, get squirrels to lick you clean, and become the squirrel squire. Leave No Trace.
