This Wednesday, there is a new moon in Pisces, offering brand new chances for our readers to begin again! Look towards our horoscopes to take stock of what you have to look forward to this week.

Jan. 20-Feb. 18: Aquarius

February 19-March 20: Pisces

March 21-April 19: Aries

April 20-May 20: Taurus

May 21-June 20: Gemini

June 21-July 22: Cancer

July 23-August 22: Leo

August 23-Sept. 22: Virgo

Sept. 23-Oct. 22: Libra

Oct.23-Nov. 21: Scorpio

Nov. 22-Dec. 21: Sagittarius

Dec. 22-Jan. 19: Capricorn

Pisces

Sometimes it is your month, sometimes it is not. This month is certainly not it for you. Drink some coffee and take a shower. Just remember, this usually means there is some great change coming to your life, or not, but hopefully. Keep shining regardless and it will all be fine. You might feel like you are a popular loner right now, but you are actually just one of those. Something great will happen to you during spring break so be ready for that!

Aries

I think we both know it is time for you to drop that specific Scorpio friend; they are not good for you. You know who I am talking about. Go on Jodel and meet new people. Maybe that daily joke guy? I do not know, you should probably figure that out. I would recommend rewatching your favorite show until you do. Feel free to reach out to people (not me). It will make midterm week much better.

Taurus

Hey, you little Rockstar, you are crushing it! Realign your chakras and follow your dreams. Oh, and do not worry, you are getting an A on that midterm this week. You really are the cream of the crop. Just work towards being humble. Also, remember to text people back because you are really bad at that and they will not appreciate it.

Gemini

Allow yourself to get some rest and reward yourself with Fojo, or do not, but that would be kind of boring if you do not. More importantly, stay away from sharp objects and do not run with scissors. If you ignore this warning, make sure the point is facing the floor. If you are still on the fence about something, do it. It will make the semester more interesting for everyone involved.

Cancer

Take a deep breath and call someone important in your life. If they do not answer quickly, it might be time to cut them off. Look for someone new to replace them. It is a matter of pride at this point. Maybe become friends with an Aries, they just got rid of their Scorpio friend, creating an opening for you. Above all, keep a level head and stay sensible but act out at times.

Leo

Blast your favorite songs in the morning and share the joy by making sure your neighbors can hear it too. If they cannot, turn the volume up. Good vibrations coming your way, maybe an angry RA or two as well. Extra points if its “Mr. Brightside” or “The Spins” on repeat. Overshare as much as you want, you can deal with the consequences some other week.

Virgo

It is completely okay to feel sensitive sometimes. This is not one of those times. So, stop it. Read some Seneca or Aurelius or something. Also, make sure to look out for falling objects, you never know. Keep an eye on the sky. Move tactically at all times. You should probably minor in classical languages. All the cool kids do.

Libra

You are on a bit of a character arc at the moment. Is it your villain era? Your hero era? Maybe it is a little of both? Who knows, but it will be an interesting ride either way. At least for everyone watching you. If you come across a Pisces, give them some love, it is a tough month for them. Try to meet some new people so they can become side-characters in your life.

Scorpio

You might be dropped as a friend by an Aries you know, but just remember it is not your fault, they just do not appreciate the finer things in life the same way you do. Befriend some other Scorpios or branch out and link up with a Taurus. Oh, and that person you have been pining for might say yes or no, but probably no.

Sagittarius

You know that person who you are “just friends with?” Well, guess what? They like you, so do something about it, or do not, I do not care. Looking out for my reader’s interests I deal in harsh truths. Invite them to coffee or dinner, they might like it. On the other hand, that blonde person you dated kind of sucks. This new person is much better.

Capricorn

Two words. Black ice. Keep your head on a swivel and your feet on the ground. This is a metaphor. Apply it to everything you do in the next week. You will get injured either way but maybe you will not. You should probably get ready for some unpredictable times ahead, though this does not mean it will be bad. Then again, it could. Good luck!

Aquarius

There are a lot of things in your life that will make you confused, including this. You will be in a really awkward situation this week that will probably keep you up on some random Tuesday afternoon thinking about it.