The Bachelor
Name and year:
Eric Kopp ’22.
Hometown:
Washington Township, NJ.
Home on Campus:
Root.
Major:
History.
Turn on?
When they don’t listen to me.
Turn off?
When they listen to me.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
Fleetwood Mac and Taylor Swift because I’ve never known love.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.”
What TV genre best describes you?
Historical drama.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?
“I have the sudden urge to kiss you?”
What’s your type?
A man who never forgets to kiss the homies goodnight.
What are three things you cannot live without?
New Jersey bagels, Chocolate Milk and Lilia Harlan.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
The Annex.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
KTSA Lawn.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Chi Psi. I’m sure they’d love me.
What’s your Patronus and why?
Libby Militello because she’s ahraa rangatanga bangin.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
Standing within five feet of the homies.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Daily beans.
What would you give a thumbs down?
The COVID-19 Taskforce.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
James W. Carhart.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Kevin Grant.
What would your perfect date be?
You tell me about your favorite historical event and its ramifications on global history.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
A miniature statue of Queen Elizabeth.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Not moving to the right circle in the testing center line.
Lights on or lights off?
Off.
Favorite campus study spot?
KJ Atrium.
What’s the last lie you told?
I know how to order through the Dunkin drive-through.
What was your first thought this morning?
Why am I here?
What’s the meaning of life?
To love.
Which American historical figure are you attracted to and why?
Earl Warren because he handed those rights out like candy.
The Bachelorette
Name and year:
Aisling Mockler ’24.
Hometown:
Bethesda, Maryland.
Home on Campus:
North.
Major:
Undecided–possibly Sociology.
Turn on?
Active listening (swoon!)
Turn off?
Being rude to service workers.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Co-oP/Woollcott House! It looks like a cozy little home and I’m a collaborative person so I love the idea of being a dorm where everyone gets to spend time with each other like a little family.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
ABBA would be one collective parent because they’re versatile and have so much energy, which hopefully they would have passed on to me. My second parent is Freddy Mercury because he has insane style and would teach me how to be my authentic self.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
“The snack that smiles back!” (Goldfish)
What TV genre best describes you?
Variety show.
What’s your type?
Goofy people who don’t always take themselves seriously and go out of their way to be good people. (Good style encouraged).
What are three things you cannot live without?
English Breakfast Tea, Spotify, and my planner.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
A corner of Opus.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Full Moon Club.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I want to swim in the KTSA pond without the fear of Campo jumping in after me.
What would you give a thumbs up?
Someone’s funky outfit in Opus.
What would you give a thumbs down?
The daily “marinated” chicken at the Commons Sear section.
Who would you say is your campus crush?
Any one of the campus skunks.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
Marge from Commons!
What would your perfect date be?
Blasting music in a car, exploring markets or tiny stores, and spending time outside.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?
A pink Valentine’s Day-themed garden gnome.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?
Wearing sneakers without socks.
Lights on or lights off?
On!
Favorite campus study spot?
The tables next to the windows on the second floor of KJ.
What’s the last lie you told?
“Sorry, I’m late. I was on the phone with my mom.”
What was your first thought this morning?
“I need to clean this retainer.”
What’s the meaning of life?
Learning, exploring, and trying as many new things as you can while making the world a better place with even the tiniest gestures.
