Katherine Solohub ’23

Hometown:

Minneapolis, MN.

Home on campus:

Milbank.

Major:

Public Policy.

Turn on?

Holding hands on Martin’s Way.

Turn off?

Lacking spacial awareness.

If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?

Rogers. Beautiful from a distance.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Ceelo Green and Taylor Swift.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

I’m lovin’ it.

What TV genre best describes you?

Romantic Comedy.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

“Meet me at the Marv puddle” (used on me).

What’s your type?

Women, mostly.

What are three things you cannot live without?

Iron, Chelsea Cutler, my phone.

If you were any social space, what would you be?

Sage Rink. (I heard the women’s hockey team is good).

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

Skyline Drive.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

Women’s Rugby

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Filling my car up with gas at the facilities gas pump.

What would you give a thumbs up?

A positive attitude

What would you give a thumbs down?

The broken water spout at commons.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Any Opus worker.

Who would you say is your faculty crush?

Marge 🙁

What would your perfect date be?

Mitsuba and Gossip Girl.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

Someone’s gnome.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

You and your ten friends cutting the diner line.

If you were a food, which would you be and why?

Hard shell tacos. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Lights on or lights off?

Strobe.

Favorite campus study spot?

KJ.

What’s the last lie you told?

Oh, I get it now.

What was your first thought this morning?

Seven more minutes.

What is the meaning of life?

Enjoying the little things.

Vinny Spitalieri ’24

Hometown?

Right outside NYC (suburban New Jersey).

Home on campus?

Temporarily Minor.

Major?

Econ (football).

If you were a dorm, which would you be and why?

Sken, since it’s different and quirky.

If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, who would you pick and why?

Kanye and Justin Bieber.

What advertising slogan best describes your life?

The snack that smiles back.

What TV genre best describes you?

Comedy.

What’s the best pick up line you’ve ever used/had used on you?

“I like you” (used by me).

What are three things you cannot live without?

Constant reassurance, Lexapro, autocorrect.

If you were any social spot, what would you be?

Class before the professor gets there.

Where do you go when you want to be alone?

Anywhere darkside. I know who reads

the Spec

(:

If you could join one group on campus what would it be?

Men with girlfriends.

What’s your Patronus and why?

Platypus. I have webbed toes (you can’t see them).

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

I can’t swim, so no swim test.

What would you give a thumbs up?

Commons cheesecake.

What would you give a thumbs down?

Campus inaccessibility.

Who would you say is your campus crush?

Anyone who holds the door open for me.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

Himalayan pink salt toothpaste.

If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?

Opened toed shoes, put your feet away.

Lights on or off?

Off. I can’t see and I don’t wear my glasses.

Favorite campus study spot?

Office hours, I like to be told the answers.

What’s the last lie you told?

No worries.

What was your first thought this morning?

I don’t think.

What is the meaning of life?

Find the yin to your yang.