Hey squad, happy Women’s History Month. Want to know how your week is gonna go? Look no further. We have everything for your horoscope needs, CoStar who? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Aquarius

(January 20th-February 18th)

Your season is over but that means you can finally catch a break! Call your home dude, they’re worried about you and the fact that the last time you called lightly discussed raising a coup. We don’t want to say that this week is going to be amazing, come on it’s not bad, but it’s honestly not going to be great. Grind your way through and use this Wellness Day to catch up and maybe rest if you can.

Pisces

(February 19th-March 20th)

Hey Pisces, it is indeed your month. As the storm outside brews, the storm inside of you is slowly subsiding. Save your tears for the next Wellness Day. Instead use this week to rethink, reflect, and reminisce!

Aries

(March 21-April 19th)

Okay, calm down there bud, it’s time to take a second for yourself. You’re powering through and that’s great and all but we think it’s time to catch a breath. Like literally, please don’t yell at us, we’re just trying to help. The snow is melting, and hey literally a year ago it was basically sunny and warm, so think about that.

Taurus

(April 20th-May 20th)

Now, let’s get one thing straight. You guys are just too dang cute! Embrace your Venus and take a chance! We know V-Day is no more, but why can’t every day be a love filled puddle of hearts? Slide into those DMs, swipe right on your campus unicorn on Tinder, or send a quirky letter to be left in someone’s mailbox. But hey, everything in moderation.

Gemini (

May 21st-June 20th)

Yeah yeah yeah, we hear ya. Sleep is great is but sleep is for the weak! Just kidding, please take a nap and get your full 9 hours. It’s starting to show…

Cancer

(June 21st-July 22nd)

No need to be crabby! Get it, because your sign is a crab? No? Sorry our jokes have been failing lately. All humor aside, you guys should actually be having a quite splendid week. It’s been cold, so you’ve been inside, enjoying the overheating of your little dorm room. Sip on some hot cocoa and watch the flurries bang against your window while listening to some soothing indie music.

Leo

(July 21st-August 22nd)

This week started off rocky, to say the least: changing of the weather, maybe some sniffles here and there, gusts of wind almost blowing you away. But with every rocky start, there is a bright ending or some full circle stuff like that. The rest of the week is going to be glistening with opus cookies, movie watching, and safely booling with your squad.

Virgo

(August 23rd-September 22nd)

Check on your friends, they need your calm right about now. You’re feeling really gosh-darn grounded, but maybe a little bit socially drained? Have a chill Wellness Day, embracing the silence and ability to just do nothing! But don’t forget to just send a “You ok?” text to your Capricorn friends, they need a check-up.

Libra

(September 23rd-October 22nd)

Heyyyy. How you doinnn? Pick your head up queen, don’t let the day get you down. Think about the people around you this week and try to get out of your head. We know it’s hard, but it’s time to go outside and smell the roses, or whatever.

Scorpio

(October 23rd-November 21st)

Okay, let’s get real for a second. You’re great! You’re killing the game! Come on, say it with us. You are thriving! Now go buy yourself some Opus, go take a walk around campus, have a conversation with Marge. This week, we only see good!

Sagittarius

(November 22nd-December 21st)

Do something crazy. That’s what this week is calling for. Start a conversation with someone you’ve never spoken to before, explore a new part of campus, do something you haven’t done yet. Take a friend with you, maybe not, do it alone! This is your time to have fun!

Capricorn

(Dec. 22–January 19th)

Hey queen, how are you feeling? We know, we know this week has been less than ideal. Everything feels like it is going wrong, but you know what? Nothing lasts forever and this week is going to end amazing. Just like the Leos, you are gonna end the week on a high and totally forget the stress and grey that tainted the beginning of the week.